party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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