apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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