last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i will never coherently bang her
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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