I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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