why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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