Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
