Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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