I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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