you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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