Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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