Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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