it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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