A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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