Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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