I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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