I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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