VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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