She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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