remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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