Farmville is her only friend.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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