Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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