so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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