She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish i was in the wii world.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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