i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So many bounce houses so little time
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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