I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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