id be glad to
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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