My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
