dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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