The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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