I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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