Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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