She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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