Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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