Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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