covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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