All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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