That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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