you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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