love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
