we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
