i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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