i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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