We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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