Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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