I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize
