Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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