I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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