My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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