haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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