...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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