What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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