her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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