Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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