Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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