Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
please come you make the beer taste better
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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